For over twenty years, Hallmark has released Star Trek themed Keepsake Ornaments. Growing up, picking up the latest release with my dad every year was one of the highlights of the Christmas season for me. Now there are some releases that I truly love, and others that leave a lot to be desired.
6) Romulan Warbird (1995) I’Image may be NSFW.
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ve always felt that the Romulan Warbird was one of the most uninspired designs from The Next Generation period. This giant hunk of green plastic just takes up valuable space on your tree. There’s nothing remarkable about it, just a few running lights.
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5) Reman Scorpion Fighter (2003) Remember Star Trek: Nemesis? The one where they killed Data in a selfless, Spock-like manner only to resurrect his positronic brain in an android that looked exactly like Data? No self respecting Trekkie has this ornament on display.
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4) Captain Kathryn Janeway (1995) This list isn’t limited just to ships. By all accounts, Star Trek: Voyager is pretty bad and a lot of that is Janeway’s fault. She was the Starfleet captain whose felt the need to initiate the ship’s self destruct sequence to thwart EVERY alien menace Voyager encountered. I think I’d rather have a Neelix ornament.
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Ship (2004) Not a lot of people have love for Star Trek: Enterprise. I may be one of the few who enjoyed it, but at no point did I think that the Vulcan Command Ship was an inspired design worthy of a slot in the line.
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2) Lt. Cmdr. Worf (2000) Worf was great on The Next Generation and maybe even better when he joined Deep Space 9. This glass blown depiction of everyone’s favorite Klingon will haunt your dreams.
1) Borg Cube (2000) Oh hey it’s a giant block of grey plastic! They might have been formidable enemies in The Next Generation and in First Contact, but The Borg Cube wins the prize for worst Star Trek Keepsake Ornament. Image may be NSFW.
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